This is what it sounds like in my car.

Listening to WTMX radio's all-inclusive weekend in Mexico promotion.

Me: That would be so NICE. Drinking all weekend. For free. If you and I ever get married, we are going somewhere where they have all-inclusive drink packages. Me (pointing to self) drinkie. (Pointing to self) Drinkie. (Pointing to him) Drinkie.

Him: (blank staring).

Me: (Sighing) I'm funny.

Him: No, really, you are. Try it again and I'll laugh.

Me: No, you won't.

Him: You're right. I won't.