My 200th blog, and it's a stupid movie quiz...

...but Scott made me do it. He can't make me do that many things, actually, I'm surprisingly stubborn. But I will relent, because I am tired and have no other blog ramblings to report. Except the fact that apparently random people are finding this blog on the internet by searching for hot redheads. Funny. I think I just may take that as a compliment, ridiculous as that is.

Here's what I had to do (for those of you who haven't already been sucked in by Scott, Jake or Curtis): "Look up 15 of your favorite films on IMDb. Take a quote from each. List them below. When someone guesses the quote correctly, cross it off the list."

I trust you will not cheat (Google, IMDb).

I don't have 15 favorite films. I have 7 or so favorite films, and then just movies that I like a whole lot all bunched together after that. Mine are significantly easier than Scott, Jake, and especially Curtis' (good Lord, man!), but here they are nonetheless. Sorry for the swearing to those with sensitive constitutions... You guess the movie, you get props. No internet cheating! (The ones in black have been guessed)
I'll start and end with easy ones, if you've seen the movies...

1.) Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.

2.) You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!

3.) Woo. Yeah. [pauses] I got the Holy Spirit... get on it... it's a good train.

4.) I'm sorry you're having problems at home. I'd offer you some advice, but it wouldn't be worth much. I don't even have a cat.

5.) No, that's okay. It's just, and I think it's because she's insecure, it's just, she's just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don't like that. Some people don't like to be hugged. But she doesn't realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don't know what to do about that. Do you?

6.) Did you really just say, "Fat Pig"? You are my sister... and the best you can do is "Fat Pig"?

7.) During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen.

8.) The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.

9.) All I really want is for Johnny to love me like he did in high school.

10.) And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.

11.) No, there are no murders in Africa. Only regrettable deaths. And from those deaths we derive the benefits of civilization, benefits we can afford so easily... because those lives were bought so cheaply.

12.) Every night it's the fucking chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the goddamned fucking chicken?

13.) -I love daisies.
-You told me.
-They're so friendly. Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower?

14.) -Miss Pascal, what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?
-You mean, am I a member of...
-An anarchist group, yes.
-Anarchists have a group?
-I believe so, sure.
-They assemble?
-I don't know.
-Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?

15.) Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

See, easy. I expect that they will all be guessed in the next day or so (especially by Scott, who knows all my favorite movies). I don't even know who reads this blog, so I'll tag Kate, Zach, Jen and Kristin if they're bored and want to give it a try.