Sigh

Sigh. I don't even have to work to come up with topics for my blog these days. If the celebrities would keep their mouths shut, my life here would be much harder, but as it is, fresh from USA Today online...

Sienna Miller Disses Pittsburgh

"In town shooting the screen adaptation of Michael Chabon's novel The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, the 24-year-old British actress called the city a name that sounds like Pittsburgh, but contains an expletive. Her comments appear in the latest edition of Rolling Stone, which hit newsstands Friday.

Miller, who starred in Layer Cake,Casanova and the remake of Alfie, told Rolling Stone, "Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films and stop with my indie year.""

What a moron. I feel like I should take Sienna quietly to a corner of the room and tell her that anyone who can take Jude Law back 4 times AFTER he cheats on her with a nanny has no business telling anyone what kind of shape anything is in. Especially a city that you are making millions to smile pretty and prance around for hours at a time in. I love actors, don't get me wrong. I don't love the fact that Sienna Miller gets paid a bazillion dollars to bitch about a city where she is stationed for all of 6 months, and by stationed, I mean that she is there to be primped and fawned over, not like those OTHER people who are stationed halfway around the world from their families, who are regularly getting killed by roadside bombs because they have honor and duty ingrained in their very DNA. Can we send her back? Will England take her back? They probably sent her here because they were sick of hearing her whine. Yep, I feel so sorry for you, Sienna Miller. Poor little rich celebrity. If it's really that bad, why don't you give up the Prada purse and the Fendi shoes and go back to your life before you were a whiny starlet? OH, YES, that's RIGHT. You're making a crapload of money to whine. That's it, Sienna. I was sick of you with your "stand by your man--on and off" Jude Law routine. But when you are making more per hour than most of the factory workers in Pittsburgh will see in a year or five, I find myself very curious about the work visa policies of the INS, and I suddenly find my "must-see" movie list devoid of any Sienna Miller appearances. So sad, indeed.